A Better Education

She had a better education
At that place near the station
They did transcendental meditation
Tastefully

But she still wanted to be
My Baby

They taught her how to win
They taught her not to cheat
They taught her how to lose
Gracefully

But she still wanted to be
My Baby

When all the choices were aligned
Before her young face
She let them all slide by and took
The one that looked so out of place
But who loved her so

She had women's liberation
A good sense of the nation
Dealt with tribulations
Tactfully

And she still wanted to be
My Baby